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Spreading the Wealth, at Sacks & Neimans?

Can you say wardrobe malfunction? Oops! So that’s what campaign contributions are for these days? Clothes shopping at Sacks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus?  Where do I fill out my campaign launch papers? I definitely don’t have the qualifications for Vice...

Mass-Debating with “Joe-the-Plumber”

It’s official guys and gals! It is now acceptable to interject imaginary characters into Presidential debates! Introducing “Joe the plumber”! Joe is a guy named Sam, who is not really a licensed plumber, who is worried about being taxed on a business...

I am the Penguin, coo-coo-ka-joob

Ok, I totally cannot even look at John McCain without having Danny Devito flashbacks in his role as the Penguin in Batman.  McCain is even getting flippers and starting to waddle.  Have you heard the sound clip of him? “How bout Sarah Palin, EHHHHH?!”...

The Great “Rescue”

The great bail-out oops, I mean “rescue” is underway! Thank God! How lucky we all are to have the comfort of knowing that billions of dollars (dollars that aren’t even printed yet) of our Country’s hard earned money are being transferred to...