by chad | Nov 7, 2008 | Key West News
Obama-Nation! May the healing begin! Let freedom ring! One Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all! Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, we are free at last! A new dawn is upon us. We the people, in order to form a more perfect... by chad | Nov 4, 2008 | Key West News
Holy Reverend Wright! I’m having a bi-poll-er meltdown! Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, the stakes are high and anxiety is too! One state, two states, three states, four, if Florida’s not blue, I’ll throw myself on the floor! When I close... by chad | Oct 26, 2008 | Key West News
Can you say wardrobe malfunction? Oops! So that’s what campaign contributions are for these days? Clothes shopping at Sacks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus? Where do I fill out my campaign launch papers? I definitely don’t have the qualifications for Vice... by chad | Oct 18, 2008 | Key West News
It’s official guys and gals! It is now acceptable to interject imaginary characters into Presidential debates! Introducing “Joe the plumber”! Joe is a guy named Sam, who is not really a licensed plumber, who is worried about being taxed on a business... by chad | Oct 11, 2008 | Key West News
Ok, I totally cannot even look at John McCain without having Danny Devito flashbacks in his role as the Penguin in Batman. McCain is even getting flippers and starting to waddle. Have you heard the sound clip of him? “How bout Sarah Palin, EHHHHH?!”... by chad | Oct 4, 2008 | Key West News
The great bail-out oops, I mean “rescue” is underway! Thank God! How lucky we all are to have the comfort of knowing that billions of dollars (dollars that aren’t even printed yet) of our Country’s hard earned money are being transferred to...
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