Barack-On!

Obama-Nation! May the healing begin! Let freedom ring! One Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all! Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, we are free at last! A new dawn is upon us.  We the people, in order to form a more perfect...

Electile Disfunction

Holy Reverend Wright!  I’m having a bi-poll-er meltdown! Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, the stakes are high and anxiety is too! One state, two states, three states, four, if Florida’s not blue, I’ll throw myself on the floor! When I close...

Spreading the Wealth, at Sacks & Neimans?

Can you say wardrobe malfunction? Oops! So that’s what campaign contributions are for these days? Clothes shopping at Sacks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus?  Where do I fill out my campaign launch papers? I definitely don’t have the qualifications for Vice...

Mass-Debating with “Joe-the-Plumber”

It’s official guys and gals! It is now acceptable to interject imaginary characters into Presidential debates! Introducing “Joe the plumber”! Joe is a guy named Sam, who is not really a licensed plumber, who is worried about being taxed on a business...

I am the Penguin, coo-coo-ka-joob

Ok, I totally cannot even look at John McCain without having Danny Devito flashbacks in his role as the Penguin in Batman.  McCain is even getting flippers and starting to waddle.  Have you heard the sound clip of him? “How bout Sarah Palin, EHHHHH?!”...

The Great “Rescue”

The great bail-out oops, I mean “rescue” is underway! Thank God! How lucky we all are to have the comfort of knowing that billions of dollars (dollars that aren’t even printed yet) of our Country’s hard earned money are being transferred to...